This fellow used to guard the entrance to a particularly ancient burial mound of a Celtic chieftan. You know the one, with all the old gold coins and rusty swords, to the right of the stream by that thick grove of heather. Anyway, he put in for a transfer and is looking for a little change of pace - preferable guarding something more interesting - like a video game console or the entrance to Disneyland. Or maybe your studio? if you play good music, he'll take that job. Black onyx for eyes, jade, malachite accents. Hole hidden thru the wings.